This will probably be the last edition of Gerrys Travel Quotes. I am not running out of quotes, but it just seems harder to amuse myself. So, I will try to keep it light and funny, not so serious. Your body is not a temple, it is an amusement park. Enjoy the ride - Tony Bourdain I have been to almost as many places as my luggage - Bob Hope Life is not a fairytale, if you lose your shoes at midnight, you are drunk! I need six months of vacation, twice a year. Your vibe attracts your tribe. (I like this one) If you did not have a stupid story to tell, you did something terribly wrong. Airports are the only place where it is socially acceptable to drink at 8am. Or on the plane! When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. – Unknown The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. – Britney SpearsIn America, there are two classes of travel— first
class, and with children. –Robert BenchleyDont worry about the world ending today, its already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles M. Schulz I drink Champagne when Im happy and when Im sad. Sometimes I drink it when Im alone. When I I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if Im not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise, I never touch it―unless Im thirsty. - Lily BollingerRoad candy, eat it will youre driving - Anon. I want my children to have all the things I couldnt afford. Then I want to move in with them.—Phyllis DillerI never feel more
I liken making pinot noir to waking up a woman at three in the morning. You never quite know what youre going to get. - Luke Smith, Howling Bluff Winery
I hope you enjoy this quarters quotes. This one is a little offbeat, I hope rather humorous. I hope you had a safe and healthy 2021. And an even better 2022. Feel free to share if you have some good ones!
